Your brain kept whispering that they were going to be “the One” but turns out what it was actually saying was “Ruuuun, Forrest, Ruuuun!” (See what we did there? ;-)) Sometimes the person we “know” is “Mr. (or Ms.) Right” ends up being a total POS. So you dated a jackass and all you got was this candle? You know what they say: when life gives you candles light them up and and talk sh*t about your ex. You’re better off. Duh. Gift this fun candle to someone or keep it for yourself (we won't judge).
P L E A S E N O T E:
• Slight variation in the color of each candle is normal. Think of them like snowflakes or thumb prints that smell waaaay better.
• Due to the nature of soy wax and its affinity for temper tantrums in temperature changes, the frosting of candles MAY occur while on their epic journey to you. Unfortunately, we can't replace candles for frosting. Yeah, we know...Mother Nature can be a total B*tch.
**Due to steel shortages during the COVID-19 pandemic, this candle may come without a lid.